🐾 Sassy Walks: ā€œDigging Out with Mamaā€

Hey Everyone —
I’ve been in a hole with Mama for a few days.
And let me tell you, she has no idea how to appreciate a good hole.

At first, she just lay there crying in the dirt.
I mean, seriously? You get a whole hole — prime digging territory —
and you don’t even sniff around or toss a little dirt for fun?

I tried to show her how it’s done —
scratch a little, paw a little, maybe wag while you’re at it —
but noooo, she just sat there looking all sad and ā€œdeep.ā€
(Whatever that means. I’m deep every time I nap under the blanket.)

Apparently, Mama’s hole wasn’t a digging hole,
it was a ā€œpeople feelingsā€ hole.
She says she had to ā€œwork her way outā€
like it was some kind of mission from the People Council.
Honestly, I will never understand humans.
Why can’t they just bark it out and chase a squirrel?

Anyway, she finally started digging —
with the tiniest little spoon you ever saw.
It was pitiful, but I wagged and supervised.
And you know what?
Bit by bit, spoon by spoon, she’s climbing out.

So I guess that’s what ā€œhealingā€ looks like for humans.
Slow, messy, confusing… but at least we’re headed back toward the sunshine.

And me?
I’m just glad she’s finally learning the true art of a good dig.

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